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Zoo Magazine: "Tit Op Comp" August 11, 2005

Posted by Winter in body politics, WTF.
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Ok. This is the most creepy thing I’ve seen for a while. Zoo men’s magazine are running a competition:

Win your bird a boob job

In order to “make your lady a more rounded individual” just send in a picture, and a panel of experts will choose the winner on “merit” (!?). She gets a £4000 tit operation and you get £1000 pocket money.

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1. Naiades - August 11, 2005

ooooooh yuck. Boyfriends beware, entering your lady into this kind of competition is definately a sacking offence in my opinion. Your Lady might bounce of and find her self a new man who appreciates some of her other assests, like her personality or some such trival thing!

2. Emma - August 11, 2005

The £1000 is probably intended for hookers, because the winner won’t have access to his lady’s goodies for a while.

After all, women are nothing more than walking blobs of sexual gratification that you can get “fixed up” if they don’t match up with the plasticated women that Zoo readers gawp at when reading said magazine one-handed.

3. Emma - August 11, 2005

I’m starting to think that reading Zoo is a sacking offence! Or at least worth a trip to some kind of re-education camp.

4. Naiades - August 11, 2005

i think it should go into our hall of villans, when we get that up and running. are they the opne that does the ‘tit count’ too.

yuck yuck yuck

5. Winter - August 11, 2005

I shall do a “know your enemies” post for Zoo soon as I get a chance.


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