Whoops! July 25, 2005Posted by Winter in war.
Debate rages on here in the UK after the execution of an innocent man suspected of being a terrorist. Our police attempt to console us by saying they might have to do it again. I think I have the solution. In order to avoid this problem, any male of an asian, middle-eastern, mediterranean, african… or just any appearance slightly darker than your average pasty looking white bloke… should walk around London in his underpants with his hands on his head at all times. The police will then be able to see that they don’t have bombs and they should be ok. Whatever they do, they must not wear coats, rucksacks, or live in a house with suspicious muslims.
Honestly, after the appalling events of two weeks ago, Tony came out rattling on about how this wouldn’t “change” our way of life. As soon as the police start shooting people down in the street, I think we can come to the conclusion that our British way of life has changed forever.
Apparently some wags are already making “Don’t shoot me I’m not Brazillian” T-shirts.
Trust the British to rely on our sick sense of humour at a time like this.