Nicholas Cage invents new olympic sport...

… which consists in punching women rather hard while wearing a bear suit.

Okay so I’m a little late on this one, but the Wicker Man remake seems hilariously terrible.

Here is a version cut down to the most relevant bits.

At least we can be satisfied that he gets punished for throwing women across rooms with a single punch thanks to THE BEES! THE BEES! AAAUGH MY EYES!

And remember, if you see this man, GIVE HIM THE BIKE! THE BIKE! No questions asked, or he might pull his gun on you and make you laugh yourself to death with his terrible acting.

Seriously though, this punchathon seems a little strange, not to mention a little gratuitous, considering the original is pretty great on the whole.

(Image of the amazing Christopher Lee from the original, much better, movie. Unfortunately, the world didn’t hear from him again. But you knew I was going to say that.)